I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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