Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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