He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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