brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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