i don't like sucking hair
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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