Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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