we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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