Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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