I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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