Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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