He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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