jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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