Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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