actually, I'm a sock model
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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