Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Still dying that you shit outside
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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