sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???