I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"