i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.