It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
29 People Who Do Dirty Things Just To Get Their Way
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.