oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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50% drunk capacity currently
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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