i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
smell my finger.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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