I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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