went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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