me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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