literally had 100 drinks last night.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize