no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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