im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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