I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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