Sponge bath it is.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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