He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
this boner is exhausting
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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