the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
