I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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