Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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