writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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