i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just cut my nipple shaving
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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