Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think a kid would responsible me up
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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