Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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