Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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