Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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