Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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