Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
