she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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