Are we in a gay sports bar?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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