Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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