I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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