I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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