He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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