Cold hands, warm shart.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
wow bdsm is so cute
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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