he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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