I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
