how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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