Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
In the future we'll all be gay
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself