just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.