he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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