When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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