what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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