areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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