i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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