Buhtt sex?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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