Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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