I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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