You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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