So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"